I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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