If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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