IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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