I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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