If i could tip my vagina, i would.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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