All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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Party on wayne
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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