party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
