why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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