I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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