Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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