We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm at about main and main street
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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