He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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