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The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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