if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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