We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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