Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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