let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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