He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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