I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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