I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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