Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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