i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.