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He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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