Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious