"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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