been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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