we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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