No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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