Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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