hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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