Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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