it wasn't lemon gatorade
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
