After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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