She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
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i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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