I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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