I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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