So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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