So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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