someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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