Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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