it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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