Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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