At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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