we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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