woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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