he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She told me I should be a condom model.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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