I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
