I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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