I feel like abortions should bother me more
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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