***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
