Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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