so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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