Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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