"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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