Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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