and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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