Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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